A ux unicorn is more than just a user interface designer, he or she masters all aspects of the end-user expereince from art direction through to final production of the end user experience.

Now look what you've done! Quick, take it back!

Bull

I don't believe you, they don't exist!

Do they?

OK, let's say they do exist (but you're CRAZY!). How about you send me your email and a LinkedIn address, and i'll have a sniff about with my other UX Unicorns.

Pah... A UX Unicorn you say!