A ux unicorn is more than just a user interface designer, he or she masters all aspects of the end-user expereince from art direction through to final production of the end user experience.

I just need to know one thing... where they are!
I hope you're right, I really do!

Firstly... UX Unicorns don't exist, you do know that, right?

I could probably put you in touch with some horses with silver cardboard cones attached to their heads if that's what you are looking for?

No? You want the real thing? OK fine... I'll see what I can do, just give me some specifics of what you are looking for and i'll ask around...